So, There is a kid in a middle of a roleplay and decides to cut it out and do a simple story of  him and his friends. So, what do
we name this kid?

*ASSFUCKING DICKWIPE

X- Try again!

*SUPERJAXXMAN
V- OK Then!

Your name is SUPERJAXXMAN. You live in LONDON, ENGLAND and you have a giant obsession with many different things, but you
don't really seem to care about the fetishes, even if they are dangerous. You mainly like ROLEPLAYING, but you tend to
SWEAR a lot in them. Using words like "Crap","Fuck" and "Goddamnit" most of the time, but you don't use them when giving
advice to others. Your username is the same as your "Real" name and you type normally, but give your FC's typing quirks,
like Pro Leetspeak, Starting out sentences with certain characters, you know, like that.

So, what do you do first?

-> Open up inbox

Ugh, more messages. From Artwork to notes, you seem to recieve a lot of messages. Maybe it's because you're "Watching" too
many people.

-> Try to unwatch some people

You can't do it. It's like some kind of vow, a vow that you won't ever stop recieving their stuff.

-> JUST DO IT, YOU PUSSY!

*Slices the above message with a sword* SHING. Well, since you have nothing to do, let's see if there is anything going
on downstairs.

-> Go Downstairs

Well, you are downstairs and you might aswell take advantage of no one being home and just play on your PS3.

-> PLAY THE GAME

There are many different games on the PS3. Which one...Which one...

-> JUST PLAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE! D:<

OK, Just play MW3 and see how much you fail at it.

since That kid is playing a game that no one wants to know about, let's skip to someone else, shall we?

-> Skip to someone from a different country

Well, now that you've skipped, you are now someone else, but you don't tend to be on the website that Jaxx is on as much
as you used to. So, what's your name, sport?

*INSUFFERABLE PRICK
Goddamit, that's not right!

*COOLMARK82
Epic name bro.


Your name is COOLMARK82. You used to be onto the site JAXX was on for many days, hanging out with him and ANOTHER friend.
you tend to give more advice and you are very generous and likeable by many other people. At the moment, you're hanging
around in NORTH AMERICA in a city (Or town) living life the way you want. Your username is the same as your "Real" name
and you don't have or need a Typing quirk.

So, what now?

-> Turn on Mac

Ah, your beloved macs, you love them as much as your Girlfriend, but you haven't touched them in a while. What do you do
next?

-> Contact Jaxx using DA

Nah, Like you said, the message speed is slower than before. So, maybe try his YT?

-> Contact Jaxx using YT

What? He closed his account(s)? Must've been annoyed at something or someone.

-> Remove him from your life

Why would you forget about him? He's one of your friends! Try Someone else instead.

-> Contact the other person using DA

*Facepalm* did you forget? You don't like DA as much now.

-> Go onto PS3/Xbox/WHATEVER

OK, so you go onto your console and play a couple of games on it.

-> which game?

Just play whatev's, you're cool with that, right? Right? Meh. ¬_¬

-> GET OUT OF THE HOUSE AND TRACK THOSE THEIVES DOWN.
Since you want you want to get revenge on those theives, you might aswell just lure them in. So, what with?

-> Recover bait from fridge
They aren't dumb, so, try something else.

-> Recover a bottle of coke from cellar

OK, let's make a trap.

-> Set up trap using bait

Wait for it...

-> Theives enter and drink coke

NOW!

-> Pull Rope!

Well, they are yours. Get the card they stole back and leave them there.

-> Retrieve card and go inside
OK, then, now that you have your card back, just relax for a while. A job well done, may I say.
-> WHAT NOW?

Let's skip to another country, shall we?

-> DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

Alright, A girl is on her computer, doing art for two of her friends, she's epic with bases and
very friendly,so, what shall we name her?

*FILTHY BROAD
NO! Why would you call her that?

*DAFT-PUNK-GIRL2
That'll do.

Your name is DAFT-PUNK-GIRL2. You are normally on the same site JAXX and MARK are on, but ever since MARK left, it's been
a bit hard having to do stuff. You are currently working on a comic about how much you miss his Character, Slavic. You live
in KURRIKA, FINLAND and you love Red Dead Redemption. Your username is the same as your- Fuck it, we all know now. You tend
to type using emoticons like "X3" and "XD" in most of your comments. So, what now?

-> Look at clay figures
Ahh yes, the clay figures you made of Slavic and Emma. They're pretty cute together...

-> Equip double-barreled shotgun
Your favourite kind of gun. You would never give it up for ANYTHING IN THE WORLD.

-> Talk to Jaxx about that "Machine"

Link initiated: DPG2<->SJ

SJ: Oh, Hi Emma.
SJ: What is it?
DPG2: Err...Jaxx?
SJ: Yeah?
DPG2: What was that machine thingy you were talking about once?
SJ: What machine?
DPG2: The one where you said about the energy.
SJ: Oh yeah, It's 50% Complete.
DPG2: What does it do?
SJ: Can't tell you. All I can tell you, is that it involves our FCs.
DPG2: What's an FC?
SJ: Fan Chara. You know, Like Drifter and Emma and Slavic.
DPG2: Oh...
DPG2: But, I don't know...
SJ: Hey, I'm only good with certain tech. I guess this is just a trial.
SJ: I'll tell you when it's done, K?
DPG2: Oh...OK then...
DPG2: Good luck!
SJ: ;D
DPG2: X3

Link over: DPG2<->SJ


-> Be Jaxx
OK, You are now Jaxx and you are standing next to the machine. Let's give it a try, shall we?

-> Put in a picture of an FC
Well, This one seems OK. It's a picture of your Mobian Alter Ego, SJ and his girlfriend, Emerald. Let's Try it out.

-> Enter names and enter owners
SJ= SUPERJAXXMAN
EMERALD= AMYTHEHEDGEHOG21

-> PRESS THE BUTTON!
*Presses button*

-> Watch the energy flow...
Well, the pink's ATH's one and the Green's your energy source.

-> TAKE IT IN.
Seems that it's working. You now need to know how to become a mobian.

-> Use mind control
Come on...Come on...Come on...

-> Now a mobian
Whoa...That's really trippy...BUT IT WORKED! WHOO-HOO! >: D BEAT THAT SCIENCEFAGS! Oh wait, You're a scientist...*Facepalm*

-> Try out your abilities
Alright, you've given him Supersonic speed and mind control. an epic combo for a not-so epic person.


-> Use them on that dummy
OK, Try it.

-> Use mind control to throw it!
OK, you've just used the mind control to throw it out. Try it with Drifter now!

-> Get ref of Drifter
Oh wait, You threw it away, stupid sod. Just go print another one.

-> Print off new picture
OK, so now that you have a new picture, you can now use it in the machine!

-> Enter name and enter owner
DRIFTER=SUPERJAXXMAN

-> PRESS THAT BUTTON AGAIN!
*Presses button*

-> Watch it flow...
OK, now it's starting to flow...

-> TAKE IT IN.
It's working. Great!

-> Equip MP5 and Katana
OK, now that you have your stuff, try out Drifter's form.

-> Go Drifter!
So, now that you are Drifter, you might aswell try out your supersonic speed and excellent assassin skills.

-> Go outside
You are now outside. See if you can climb onto your roof.

-> Get to the roof!
Now that you are on there, there are 2 dummies resembling enemies, try to take them down!

-> Finish them!
FATALITY.

-> Go Human
Well, you are human again. Go and Contact Mark.

-> Talk to Mark
Link Initiated:SJ<->CM82

CM82: Jaxxman?
CM82: What is it?
SJ: Just done a bit of work on a machine.
CM82: What kind of machine.
SJ: Controlled Shapeshifting. Human<->Mobian/Furry
CM82: Oh. How long did it take?
SJ: About 2 months to make. It's 50% Complete, but feels like 100.
SJ: Hmm...
CM82: What?
SJ: I'm going to send you Slavic's energy beam.
CM82: How?
SJ: The machine gets the Username
CM82: Yes.
SJ: Then it sends the Beam over to you. No navigation.
CM82: Oh, how fast will it go?
SJ: Faster than the speed of sound, like the quickest hedgehog around.
CM82: -_-
CM82: Seriously. AYFKM.
SJ: Nope.
CM82: Well, it was nice talking to you again.
SJ: you too man. ^^

Link Ended: SJ<->CM82

-> Be DPG2
OK, you are now DPG2.

-> Contact Mark.
Link Initated: DPG2<->CM82<->SJ

DPG2: Huh? Hello?
CM82: Hi emma.
DPG2: Mark?
CM82: Yep.
DPG2: YAY! X3
DPG2: Nice to see you again, Mark.
CM82: Yeah. Jaxxman's also here.
SJ: S'up.
DPG2: Oh, Hi Jaxx. ^^
SJ: Hey.
SJ: the progress is now 100%
DPG2: Already?
SJ: Yep. The machine is now able to take the FC's with no problems at all.
SJ: If you see an energy beam, let it get inside you, then use your thoughts to become your FC, Got it?
DPG2+CM82: OK.
SJ: Alrighty then!

Link Ended: DPG2<->CM82<->SJ

-> Be Jaxx again
Well, you are more of him than anyone else.

-> Print off Emma and Slavic.
You've gotten the pictures.

-> Enter names and enter owners
EMMA= DAFT-PUNK-GIRL2
SLAVIC=COOLMARK82

-> ONE MORE TIME!
*Presses button* Well, now that the energy has gone, you just need to make a table of FC's and their Owners.

-> Create Table
Emma (X)
Slavic (X)
Kailin<->Elda-makka
Cap'n Agman<->Hism45
Dawn<->Fireblaze123
Sherbert<->Sherbertthehedgehog
Eclipse<->Sherbertthehedgehog
Maxus<->Maxus17
Michelle<->Emeraldkatgirl13
Ray<->XrayhedgehogX
Black Dahlia<->FicticiousAnimation
Mel<->Melissa-Prower
Neir<->Oneiric-the-ocelot
Radar (Rad for short)<->X-R-A-D-A-R-X
PSE2<->Sonicthemanhog12
Pollux and Castor<->Demillara92310
Louis<->Lholder234
Sunsa<->Amythehedgehog21
Darkfang<->Amythehedgehog21
Maddie<->SmartAmericanGirl
Devin<->VanDrayk09
Taika<->51R1
Katliza<->51R1
Isaac<->Isaac55
Rebecca<->Isaac55
Edward<->Daft-Punk-Girl2
Julie<->Meganthehegdehog18
Nichi<->NichiWolf
Storm<->tails4evr
Sam<-> Tails31
Snow<->Snowstorn16
Nathan<->Ilikepiereallygood22
Waffles<->Ilikepiereallygood22
Bloodlust<->Ilikepiereallygood22
Pixie<->Kidontherampage
Exo<->Me
SJ (X)
Drifter (X)

-> Get pictures and send them over to a laser printer in Uxbridge
OK,You've sent them and now you have to get them and send them over.

->Go to uxbridge
To save time, you have a teleporter there and at your house.

->SONIC BOOM BITCHES!
*Teleports*

->In Uxbridge
Well, you're here. Now get those pictures.

-> Grab pictures
Get back into the teleporter and send them over to the people on the table.

-> SONIC BOOM BITCHES!
*Teleports*

-> In your house
Go back up to your attic and get those pictures ready.

-> Enter names and enter owners
Kailin=Elda-makka
Cap'n Agman=Hism45
Dawn=Fireblaze123
Sherbert=Sherbertthehedgehog
Eclipse=Sherbertthehedgehog
Maxus=Maxus17
Michelle=Emeraldkatgirl13
Ray=XrayhedgehogX
Black Dahlia=FicticiousAnimation
Mel=Melissa-Prower
Neir=Oneiric-the-ocelot
Radar=X-R-A-D-A-R-X
PSE2=Sonicthemanhog12
Pollux and Castor= Demillara92310
Louis=Lholder234
Sunsa=Amythehedgehog21
Darkfang=Amythehedgehog21
Maddie=SmartAmericanGirl
Devin=VanDrayk09
Taika=51R1
Katliza=51R1
Isaac=Isaac55
Rebecca=Isaac55
Edward= Daft-Punk-Girl2
Julie=Meganthehegdehog18
Nichi=NichiWolf
Storm=tails4evr
Sam=Tails31
Snow=Snowstorn16
Nathan=Ilikepiereallygood22
Waffles=Ilikepiereallygood22
Bloodlust=Ilikepiereallygood22
Pixie=kidontherampage
Exo=superjaxxman

->Add in any other names
Bloom=Sakurarose005
Rere=THT-2011

-> Press that button!
*Presses button*

-> OH SHIT!
That machine is sending those things all willy nilly!

-> Forget it!
You haven't gone this far to fucking fail, just go with the flow!

-> BOOM!
Well, there goes your house. The machine is still there and your computers have fused. They have formed the Satelite G62-105-A350-SA. They have all
your files and have deleted the ones that haven't been used. The pictures from Google images, not the ones from deviantart or Sonic bases.It has some
good programs on there and also some new ones.

-> Now what?
Contact KOTR.

Link Initiated: SJ<->KOTR
KOTR: SJ...
SJ: What?
KOTR: Why is there a black and red thingy in my room...
SJ: That's the FC. Just let it go inside you, don't do anything. Just stay calm.
KOTR: YOU DID WHAT WITH MY FAN CHARACTER?!
SJ: I made a machine and I sent a huge amount of FC's to their owners and now the machine has destroyed my house!
SJ: God, I'm an idiot.
KOTR: A big one. Don't think I'm letting you bunk here. >:/
SJ: I know that I won't.
SJ: Besides, It's too big.
SJ: Why do you need a house that big anyway?
KOTR: Not important.
SJ: Well, I might aswell just live in my crater.
KOTR: Your what?
SJ: Crater. It left a huge hole, but it's Comfy.
KOTR: You're a hermit now.
SJ: How am I?
KOTR: Now people aren't even going to see or talk to you.
SJ: If you think about it...
KOTR: OK, the beams inside me, what now?
SJ: I just need you to think.
KOTR: About what?
SJ: This will support the change.
KOTR: OK... *Changes into Pixie*
KOTR: SJ...
SJ: Yeah?
KOTR: This feels weird...
SJ: For the first minutes, it will. You'll get used to it.
KOTR: OK. What should I do?
SJ: I'm sending you a list of people who have recieved the energy.
KOTR: What are you calling it?
SJ: Mobian-2 Energy.
KOTR: You mean "2-Mobian"?
SJ: Oh. My bad. ^^'
SJ: I've sent it. Got it?
KOTR: Yep. I'll send it to the people.
KOTR: See you. :/
SJ: See you...

Link Ended: SJ<->KOTR


END OF ACT 1.